Cover Charge for the Event of the Year

As I pick D.P. up from summer camp this afternoon, he meets me at the door with a huge smile and a fistful of cash. I look at him suspiciously and ask how he obtained so much money.

He replied that he is charging his friends admission to his birthday party at Planet Jump to help defray expenses on our end. (!)

Did I mention his birthday is 6 months away?

Yeah...he returned every last penny much to his dismay.

Good Morning! I am your new 5th grade teacher, Mrs. Munn. Welcome.

...ok! There is a lot to do before the first day of school.

Pirates

(Watching Pirates of the Caribbean...)

D.P. Don't ever take an apple from a pirate.

D.A. Why?

D.P. Its poisoned.

D.A. How do you know?

D.P. Trust me. Pirates don't eat healthy! Just look at their teeth!

(I guess between all the recent visits to the doctor and the dentist, D.P. is taking his health seriously!) Regardless, Johnny Depp is the cutest pirate ever!